1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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