Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize