i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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