if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
