I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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