I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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