do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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