Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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