So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Congratulations! We have a period
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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