I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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