Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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