I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We're not piercing ourselves today.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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