Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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