Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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