I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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