Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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