But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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