What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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