You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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