So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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