So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just made out with a guy for $7.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
