I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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