I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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