And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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