STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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