i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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