Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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