In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.