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  There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?

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• (409): View more from Texas

  just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Casually had to file a missing persons report last night

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• (310): View more from California

  I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.

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• (714): View more from California

  wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man

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  you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would professionally fuck the shit out of her

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