i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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