It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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