I love black thongs
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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