I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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