I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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