do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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