sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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