Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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