I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
They are going to name an STD after you.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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