Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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