the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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