yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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Farmville is her only friend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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