Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
