Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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