id be glad to
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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