Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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