When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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