You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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