she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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