In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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