dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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