Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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