So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.