Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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