I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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