Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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