fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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