CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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