My hand turned me down
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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